Physician Heal Thyself
I was standing at an intersection, along with a fellow pedestrian, waiting for the light to change, when a woman pulled up to ask for directons. She had just named a street I'd never heard of, when another car appeared behind her and honked loudly.
She moved on, probably fearing the fierceness of the horn and the hulking size of the SUV. The man next to me turned and said, "I have no patience for people who are not patient."
Then he paused, smiled, and said that his previous statement didn't make at whole lot of sense.
Sometimes the problem and the cure are the same.